TRAVIS: That is a fat cigarette, is that supposed to be a cigarette? MATT: I am all for creating a Sam Deck of Many, and then we just have to force you to do this. TRAVIS: We got a shout-out for Gerard Depardieu in there. SAM: I didn't have a lot of time to write the bit this week. I haven't watched a person melt down in a while.

Vive la revolution! Vive la medicine! Vive la Christmas! Back to you, Matt. Use the code 'CR2020' or the link /cr2020 /cr2020 and get free shipping on all orders over 50 in the United States and Canada. (sighs) (laughter) I'm French, too! I do not shower! SAM: Get me 20ccs of the brand new, Islands of Sina Una, and a hypodermic injection of The Griffon's Saddlebags books. SAM: You can grab the classics from them, like animated spell cards, or the awesome RPG, Humblewood. Of course, I, being Santa Claus, can deliver all over the world! On Dasher! On Dancer! On Depardieu! On Disneyland Paris! Ooh la la! SAM: If you use the code, 'CR vingt-vingt', that's 'CR2020,' or the link, 'dickofmany' I'm sorry, /cr2020, you can get shipping on all your orders over fifty dollars in the U.S. TRAVIS: Get the mustache on there, get the mustache on there, hold for mustache! SAM: Ho, ho, ho-jour! It is I, Pierre Santa Claus! Deck of Many just launched their Vendredi Noir, that's Black Friday, sales this year early. Pierre Santa Claus.ĪSHLEY: Nope, that's not how you put on a shirt. Wait, these aren't peeled, are they? Let's just go with it, we'll go with it. It's stuff like, 'offensive accent,' or 'parody song that we can't have the rights to,' or 'dad joke,' or 'offensive,' or 'offensive.' So I'm going to pick three things randomly in this deck, and we're going to make a character for tonight. These cards are all the ingredients you need to get a classic Sam Riegel advertisement.

SAM: Our sponsor's are Deck of Many tonight, so tonight we've put together a deck of many characters. Before we jump into tonight's session, we do have some quick announcements to get through, beginning with our sponsor for the evening, Deck of Many. MATT: Ooh! Got into the upper echelon of notes there. TRAVIS: (hollering) We play Dungeons & Dragons! MATT: Hello everyone, and welcome to tonight's episode of Critical Role, where a bunch of us nerdy-ass voice actors sit around and play Dungeons & Dragons.

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